Ma’am, that Teen Wolf cash-grab(?) set Derek Hale on fire and then implied he was into Stiles after he was dead
i am trying to put together the puzzle pieces of what happened here using nothing but secondhand information but it sounds like
- one half of their queerbait couple was not in the movie at all
- the other half got set on fire
- AFTER HE WAS ALREADY DEAD, a DIFFERENT character was like
- “well now that he’s dead i guess i can tell you all, here, at his funeral, that he spent years pining after our other friend and expressing this by driving his shitty old car. incidentally our friend is not here at the funeral because he’s still sad about a girl breaking up with him.”
do i have this approximately correct
HIS CRUSH'S DAD DRAGGED HIS COFFIN OUT OF THE CLOSET? DAD DECLARED BEFORE EVERYONE THAT HE LOVED HIS DEAD GAY ASPIRING SON-IN-LAW???
I think it was also in a conversation with Derek's son??? so like "lmao I was almost your grandpa"
“hey kid. i know you’re going through a lot right now, what with your father being tragically burned to death, decades after the whole rest of his family tragically burned to death. but i just want you to know: your dad loved my son. is he here? no. he couldn’t come to the funeral. he’s still really upset about getting dumped by the girl he liked in high school. but your dad loved him so, so much.”