obviously i saw a lot of fucked up shit doing youtube content moderation but a thing that stuck with me was titty minnie

it was a whole subgenre of shittily-animated flash-tier videos where knockoff minnie mouse had big titties and lost her clothes to misadventure in a totally wordless video. sometimes she was pregnant and knockoff mickey was cheating on her. sometimes i would think i was about to watch a normal bootleg disney video, because minnie almost looked on-model, only for her to suddenly inflate into an orb with huge bare feet and lovingly-rendered toes.

anyway. all the combined power of disney and google was not enough to get rid of titty minnie. every day as i went through my queue of hundreds of videos, there would be a new titty minnie video using a different animation style from a different channel using different keywords. they would rack up so many views before we caught them thanks to autoplay. i checked in an incognito tab to see if they’ve managed to get rid of titty minnie yet and they have not. she’s still out there, getting her bikini cut off at the beach and giving birth in her living room.