Astielle by Kitty UnprettyALT

A half-feral hero, a monster king, a bastard prince, and an open world. Bound by destiny, they save or slay one another, an endless cycle of death and rebirth. When the Moonlight Monster rises, the Starlight Hero is Astielle’s only hope. Unfortunately, she’s a little busy with her rock collection.

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Astielle is a free webnovel about the Starlight Hero (Minnow), her nemesis the Moonlight Monster (King Karzarul), and his nemesis the Sunlight Heir (Prince Leonas). It is an endless reincarnation cycle enemies-to-lovers speedrun and slow burn about trying to avoid the main quest by doing every possible sidequest instead. It’s about trying to get your friend away from his shitty family and into your polycule instead. It is over 200k words, and almost 40k of them are a flashback to completely different characters thousands of years before the main story. A lot of readers tell me it is very funny, or that it made them cry. It was supposed to be PWP. It is a hot fucking mess in progress.

“You shouldn’t let her eat rocks,” Ari said.

“If she wants to eat a rock,” Leonas said, “there is nothing on this or any other plane of existence that I can do to stop her from eating the fucking rock.”

“I spit it back out,” Minnow said. She was regretting ever telling him about the rock. “Can we move on, please? I would like to move on.”

Astielle features:

Farming | Fishing | Cooking | Fast-travel | Monster-fucking | Murder | Extremely round pigs | Extremely small chickens | A mystery-solving teen | Traveling bards | Gratuitous face-fucking | The homeowner’s association | Magical dreams | Zombies | Nihilism as a coping mechanism for undiagnosed depression | Politics | Using a sword as an all-purpose adventuring tool | Tax evasion | At least one monster gangbang | Spider’s Gorge | Pirates | Unreliable narrators | Incorrect historical records | The looming specter of religious nationalism | Churros

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filmfanatic

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I don't talk much about politics here, but today is a very important day for my country.

Luís Inácio Lula da Silva just won the election against the current president, the far-right facist Bolsonaro.

I'm very happy and relieved to post this.

Thank you, Brazil!!!!

brawltogethernow
kwarrtz

I’ve seen enough “vriska did nothing wrong” memes to understand that she is, as the kids say, some sort of problematic fave, a morally ambiguous character, but the tone of those posts always led me to be believe her transgressions must have been reasonably minor, like she was just a major asshole, or maybe did cause substantial harm, but inadvertently,

But I’ve now come to understand that she just straight up murdered a bunch of innocent people?

andmaybegayer

god forbid women do anything

inkstainedchocolateeyes
sujaayyyyy

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“Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling”

—Oscar Wilde

3liza

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gentlier

Oscar Wilde WAS gay and he DID suck dicks but “love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” is not about oral sex. It is not even erotic.

Here’s the rest of the quote. It’s from De Profundis:

“Most people live for love and admiration. But it is by love and admiration that we should live. If any love is shown us we should recognise that we are quite unworthy of it. Nobody is worthy to be loved. The fact that God loves man shows us that in the divine order of ideal things it is written that eternal love is to be given to what is eternally unworthy. Or if that phrase seems to be a bitter one to bear, let us say that everyone is worthy of love, except him who thinks that he is. Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling, and Domine, non sum dignus should be on the lips and in the hearts of those who receive it.”

garkgatiss

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inkstainedchocolateeyes
and-speak:
“they/them
the tape is off! let the scar treatment begin.
[image description: a photo of op from the waist up against a dark background. op is a slim 20s white person with long wavy brown hair. they wear pointed elf ears and hold a swept...
and-speak

they/them

the tape is off! let the scar treatment begin.

[image description: a photo of op from the waist up against a dark background. op is a slim 20s white person with long wavy brown hair. they wear pointed elf ears and hold a swept hilt rapier before them. their bare chest has scars from top surgery incisions. end image description.]

inkstainedchocolateeyes
katelyn-danger

Okay imagine a robot cyborg girl who's sleek and modern. Her casing is shiny and pink. She can run at 30 miles an hour and lift two tons. She smells like cherry blossoms and lubricant.

katelyn-danger

Okay now imagine another cyborg girl who's all chunky and retro. She's got grey and beige components but her head is that clear 90's plastic. She's always hot from how hard her CPU is running and smells like cigarette smoke and burning electrical components.

katelyn-danger

Now imagine them as girlfriends

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