A half-feral hero, a monster king, a bastard prince, and an open world. Bound by destiny, they save or slay one another, an endless cycle of death and rebirth. When the Moonlight Monster rises, the Starlight Hero is Astielle’s only hope. Unfortunately, she’s a little busy with her rock collection.

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Astielle is a free webnovel about the Starlight Hero (Minnow), her nemesis the Moonlight Monster (King Karzarul), and his nemesis the Sunlight Heir (Prince Leonas). It is an endless reincarnation cycle enemies-to-lovers speedrun and slow burn about trying to avoid the main quest by doing every possible sidequest instead. It’s about trying to get your friend away from his shitty family and into your polycule instead. It is over 200k words, and almost 40k of them are a flashback to completely different characters thousands of years before the main story. A lot of readers tell me it is very funny, or that it made them cry. It was supposed to be PWP. It is a hot fucking mess in progress.

“You shouldn’t let her eat rocks,” Ari said.

“If she wants to eat a rock,” Leonas said, “there is nothing on this or any other plane of existence that I can do to stop her from eating the fucking rock.”

“I spit it back out,” Minnow said. She was regretting ever telling him about the rock. “Can we move on, please? I would like to move on.”

Astielle features:

Farming | Fishing | Cooking | Fast-travel | Monster-fucking | Murder | Extremely round pigs | Extremely small chickens | A mystery-solving teen | Traveling bards | Gratuitous face-fucking | The homeowner’s association | Magical dreams | Zombies | Nihilism as a coping mechanism for undiagnosed depression | Politics | Using a sword as an all-purpose adventuring tool | Tax evasion | At least one monster gangbang | Spider’s Gorge | Pirates | Unreliable narrators | Incorrect historical records | The looming specter of religious nationalism | Churros

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What we’re reading, Paperback Paradise

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We offer a wide range of apparel featuring artwork inspired by video games, anime, and pop culture as well as fun original designs. Our sizes range from toddlers to adults 6X.

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oneicedragon

Oh boy an evil triangle. What could possible go wrong? Haha

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hazedolly

“Saw this lovely in a vintage store in Medford, OR. My daughter said, ‘Um, mom? There’s a lamp over here. It’s not really my aesthetic but I think you’ll like it’. She was right.”

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ali3nboyfriend

worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”

ali3nboyfriend

second worst relationship status to have with someone is “objectively they’re a fine person but they Bother You”

ali3nboyfriend

secret third technically more harmless but in practicality more frustrating relationship status is “objectively they’re a fine person and they like so many of the same things i do but they like them in a fundamentally different way that is harmless but reads wrong to my brain and it has made attempts at forming an actual bond with them aggravating more than anything”

ali3nboyfriend

tbh i think stuff like this is why so many people, especially younger people, fall into this trap of “well if i don’t like a person or thing, they must be bad”. it would be so much easier if you could dismiss them as bad and move on. but it’s like, no, Objectively Fine people or things can just not mesh well with you for totally subjective reasons. and sometimes when they’re people you mesh much better with their brain than they do with yours. and sometimes you have to live with that.

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bunjywunjy

historyandqueershenanigans

So I made a moon landing cake…

Happy lunar landing day! I decided to spend some time baking and make a cake to celebrate! :)

It’s half vanilla and half chocolate cake with homemade buttercream and homemade wineberry jam in the middle- all the components I tasted along the way were delicious, so I’m looking forward to eating it tonight. (I’ll reblog this with more pictures later)

historyandqueershenanigans

Phrase taken from this post by @bunjywunjy tis a wonderful image and Ive laughed every time I saw it today, so I put it on a cake :))

bunjywunjy

holy fuck this is REALLY good

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caucasianscriptures

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

zachsanomaiy

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

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thirdchildart

Don't ask me to explain, I thought of a pun and I drew it

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Anonymous asked:

is the sun more dangerous to humans outside of earth (on the moon, for example ;)) because of the lack of an ozone layer? what exactly would long-term sun exposer without an ozone do, if you know!

bunjywunjy answered:

IT SURE IS. the moon reflects the sun to shine oh-so-bright for us, after all!

the solar rays that hit the moon are unfiltered and SUPER dangerous actually, and are one of the reasons Neil and his buddies needed basically a complete suit of armor with a face shield built in:

solar rays on the moon FAR surpass those on earth in both intensity and the spectrum of radiation they carry. these rays are capable of destroying solar panels by overloading them, and every piece of optical equipment (including cameras!) ever used up there had to be specially designed to be shielded from all that junk.

if you had a telescope good enough to give you a 4k view of the lunar surface, you could see the long-term effects of these ultrarays yourself- all those flags we left all over the moon in fits of hyper-nationalistic pride?

yeah, they’re almost certainly just piles of sun-bleached white rags, if not actual dust at this point.

and don’t get brilliant ideas about going up there to commit moon grand theft auto on the lunar rover, either- all the equipment that’s been sitting in the sun for 50 years is probably no longer in working order, even if it is in one piece. (UTMOST TRAGEDY)

and now you know!

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